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Offline s2srea

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BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
« on: March 29, 2013, 06:47:32 PM »
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    • http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/03/bitter-scalia-leaves-us.html

    WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Justice Antonin Scalia dropped a bombshell on the Supreme Court today, announcing his decision to resign from the Court “effective immediately” and leave the United States forever.

    Calling this week “by far the worst week of my life,” Justice Scalia lashed out at his fellow-Justices and the nation, saying, “I don’t want to live in a sick, sick country that thinks the way this country apparently thinks.”

    Justice Scalia said that he had considered fleeing to Canada, “but they not only have gαy marriage but also national health care, which is almost as evil.”

    He said the fact that nations around the world recognizing same-sex marriage are “falling like deviant dominoes” would not deter him from leaving the United States: “There are plenty of other countries that still feel the way I do. I’ll move to Iran if I have to.”

    Throwing off his robe in a dramatic gesture, Justice Scalia reserved his harshest parting shot for his fellow-Justices, screaming, “Damn you! Damn each and every one of you to hell! You call yourself judges? That’s a good one. You’re nothing but animals!”

    Breathing heavily after his tirade, he turned to Justice Clarence Thomas and said, “Except you, Clarence. Are you coming with me?”

    Justice Thomas said nothing in reply.


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    Offline Mithrandylan

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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #1 on: March 29, 2013, 07:07:56 PM »
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    • Losing all hope in the American government is a sign of someone who is beginning to see reality.  Good on him.

    BTW-- he's a trad of some stripe, is he not?  That's what I've heard, anyways.
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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #2 on: March 29, 2013, 07:20:33 PM »
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    • April Fool's is Monday.
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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #3 on: March 29, 2013, 07:22:56 PM »
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    • Quote from: Hatchc
    April Fool's is Monday.


    Ah.

    The line about Thomas should have been the tip off.
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    "Be kind; do not seek the malicious satisfaction of having discovered an additional enemy to the Church... And, above all, be scrupulously truthful. To all, friends and foes alike, give that serious attention which does not misrepresent any opinion, does not distort any statement, does not mutilate any quotation. We need not fear to serve the cause of Christ less efficiently by putting on His spirit". (Vermeersch, 1913).

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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #4 on: March 29, 2013, 08:14:52 PM »
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    • That only means that an ultra liberal will replace Judge Scalia,
    and now the liberals  have their dreamed majority.
    So long what is left of checks and balances.
    prepare for the worst from gαy marriages, gun control, and
    ever increasing intervention of government in our lives,
    disguised as protecting you.
    Prepare for communism full speed ahead.
    This happened on Good Friday 2013. How much time is left,
    only God knows.
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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #5 on: March 30, 2013, 06:53:12 AM »
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    • April fools
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    « Reply #6 on: March 30, 2013, 07:47:03 PM »
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    • I should have known.  should have checked the headlines first.
    Early April Fools on me.
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    « Reply #7 on: March 30, 2013, 09:44:12 PM »
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    • My thought upon reading this was (after looking to see if the link was The Onion), "But where on Earth would he go that would change a thing? Even Malta..."
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    « Reply #8 on: March 31, 2013, 09:35:44 AM »
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    • Yes- I'm sorry guys- after further research, this is apparently satire. Sorry about the misinformation!
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    BITTER SCALIA LEAVES U.S.
    « Reply #9 on: April 01, 2013, 11:50:50 AM »
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    • As soon as I heard this my only thought was that this country is doomed for good.  Read and article that Chief Justice Roberts' gαy sister was attending all the proceedings as is very confident he will vote to affirm gαy marriage.  I hope this doesn't happen but I won't hold my breath either.
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    « Reply #10 on: April 02, 2013, 01:35:52 PM »
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    • Quote from: rowsofvoices9
    As soon as I heard this my only thought was that this country is doomed for good.  Read and article that Chief Justice Roberts' gαy sister was attending all the proceedings as is very confident he will vote to affirm gαy marriage.  I hope this doesn't happen but I won't hold my breath either.


    Correction:  It is Chief Justice Roberts cousin, not his sister.  Don't want to slander an innocent person, if in fact he has a sister.
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    « Reply #11 on: April 03, 2013, 11:22:48 AM »
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    • Russia bans pervert marriage and other subversions of their Christian culture. It seems Russia is proactive in defending their Christian culture and faith, which was persecuted for many years by Jєωιѕн Bolsheviks.
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