Just remember if you are ever put in jail. You will need a good lawyer.
.that's pretty funny
Long story, short version
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A young couple were on their way to the courthouse to get married when they got involved in a fatal accident.
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They immediately found themselves on a cloudy pathway leading to pearly gates with St. Peter coming out to greet them.
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They hesitated and asked him if they could have some time first to think about this because it was all so sudden.
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He said, "Sure, how much time would you like?"
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They replied, "We want to think about getting married in heaven, since that's what we were just about to do when 'it' happened."
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St. Peter held his clipboard in his left hand and scratched his chin with his right, saying, "I'm not really sure if you can GET married in heaven."
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The couple looked at each other, and the young man blurted out, "Well -- could you ask someone inside whether it's possible?"
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St. Peter: "Okay, I'll go see if I can find anyone. Just you two wait right here." He jabbed his clipboard downward toward the cloud.
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"Okay, we'd like a few minutes anyway to talk."
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THREE WEEKS LATER........
St. Peter returns, disheveled, bags under his eyes, clip board in hand: "All right. I found someone," catching his breath, "Yes, you can get married in heaven."
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"Hmm...," the young couple said in unison, looking into each other's eyes. "We had plenty of time to discuss this, so while you were away, we began to wonder, what if it doesn't work out later on, would we be able to get a divorce in heaven too?"
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St. Peter abruptly paused his breath then started to hyperventilate, threw his clipboard down on the cloudy surface and cried, "It just took me THREE WEEKS to find a PRIEST in there -- Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a LAWYER?!
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These are great! Happy Hanukkah all you lawyers out there!.