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Should Johannes be banned from CathInfo and cast into the outer darkness?

Yes, PLEASE DO - can't happen quick enough!
8 (40%)
No, leave him alive, his continued existence will be a fate worse than death.
12 (60%)

Total Members Voted: 18

Author Topic: The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes  (Read 125651 times)

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The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes
« on: January 10, 2025, 11:55:12 AM »
They went to the Coliseum to see the blood "Are you not entertained!" People watch Nascar to see the crash. Some people come here to watch the fights. Others delight to see users banned. Let's give the people what they want.

The user: Johannes, stands accused of the following:
Being arrogant
Calling others arrogant
Being prideful
Being an ego-manic
Being audacious
Calling others audacious
Being a sanctimonious a$$hole
Being bad-willed
Calling others bad-willed
Being obnoxious
Being myopic
Over-complicating things
Being a liar
Accusing others of self-deception
Being a troll
Being a mole
Being a plant
Being a crypto-Jєω
Being confusing
Being MarkM
Spreading confusion
Making bad jokes
Making stupid jokes
Making too many jokes
Making too many polls
Making stupid polls
Making irrelevant comments/posts
Being willfully blind
Calling others willfully blind
Being too silly
Being too fickle
Playing games
Being rude
Arguing too much
Arguing about the wrong things
Spreading confusion
Asking too many questions
Asking the wrong questions
Not answering questions
Acting like the pope
Thinking he is the pope
Suspect of being an antipope
Judging the pope
Judging forum users
Destroying the hierarchy
Destroying the Church
Being too opiniated
Being too pushy
Being annoying
Spreading corrupting opinions
Smelling like sh1t
Wasting his time
Wasting the forum's time
Posting too many threads
Using inconsistent fonts
Posting too many memes of Francis
Creating problems
Causing division
Being a showboat
Needing attention
lacking precision
Placing this poll in Health and Nutrition
Calling some forum users spotted dogs (heretics) who eat their own feces
Peeing in the pool
Sticking his gum under the picnic table
Punching a puppy in the face
Throwing a toddler's ice cream on the sidewalk
Stealing small change from a blind street performer
(Ok the last 3 I made up - but people think I am a liar anyway so...:jester:


Now here is what I propose:

1) You may add ONE additional accusation to the list.
OR
2) you may design my tombstone signature for once/if I get banned.

You can only choose 1 of the above 2 options (don't be greedy).


Now the poll that I had with the most voter turnout had about 45 votes, so let's say I can get about 1/2 that in favor of being banned (about 23 votes).

Now I would guess Matthew could manipulate the voting to make the votes go up to that number, but assuming he lets this play out naturally - if I get the 23 votes - then that would trigger the ban.

The user's tombstone signature that gets the most upvotes will be selected as the winner to forever immortalize my infamy.

So, grab your pitchforks, get your friends, and let's get this lynching started...




P.S. As part of my last will and testament I bequeath to all of you, my newfound, but short-lived and beloved companions - this amazing collection of Polls that showcase my enduring commitment to excellence and learning - I trust they will prove useful for many future generations of CathInfo users.


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P.S.S. As a parting gift/last request, please thumbs down this post as a personal favor to me.




P.S.S.S. seriously the last thing, if you would also like to make friendly bets on how long it will take to achieve the 23 votes and trigger the ban - that might be kind of fun too, so feel free to add that to your responses.



Thank you and God bless you all - Now begin!

Offline Meg

Re: The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2025, 12:02:23 PM »
You are such a weirdo. 

But I didn't vote to have you banned. Sorry. 


Offline Ladislaus

  • Supporter
Re: The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2025, 12:27:28 PM »
So, regardless of the results of this poll (and whether Matthew takes it under advisement) ... do you promise that this will end all [your] polls?

Offline Ladislaus

  • Supporter
Re: The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2025, 12:28:32 PM »
Well, I voted No, not to ban you, since if being annoying were grounds for banning, I would have been gone years ago ... so I'd be a hypocrite to vote Yes.

Offline Stubborn

  • Supporter
Re: The Poll to End All Polls: Ban Johannes
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2025, 01:59:06 PM »
You forgot to add, "post's text is always too large." I don't vote at all in polls that serve no purpose, so I didn't vote in this one.