France's wild hamsters being turned into 'crazed cannibals' by diet of GMO corn.
"
Frances"?  "
Crazed cannibals"?  Shouldn't that name have been spelled "
Francis"? 
What
diabolical experiments is that globalism-crazed
man garbed in white in the
Vatican conducting nowadays using small animals, in the bowels of
Domus Santae Marthae?  Did he acquire a, um,
special  taste for similar small animals as a bishop and cardinal in Argentina?
Oh!  CathInfo's software deletes apostrophes from
topic titles, so the possessive case of the once-Catholic country "
France" is automatically made to look like a misspelling of the putative
pontiff Francis? 
Never mind.
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Note #: Many readers will already know that in more-or-less Anglophone tradition, it's the female name that's spelled "Franc
es", and the male name that's "Franc
is", but even CathInfo has native speakers of English who can't correctly spell sound-alike words of even 1 syllable, never mind 2 syllables.