What else is completely obvious -- they're throwing everything they have at this virus. It's the mystery boogeyman virus, capable of hitting ANY PART of your body.

It will give you a stroke, a heart attack, permanent brain damage, lung damage, your blood will congeal into a gel, you name it.

And the official list of symptoms of this "disease" read like a listing of all mankind's potential bodily ills since the Fall of Man: headache, fever, chills, tiredness, weakness, muscle aches, runny nose, stuffy nose, sore throat, vomiting/nausea, diarrhea, lack of sense of smell/taste, dry cough, wet cough, etc. This "disease" is all over the place. It's almost like it doesn't exist, and they're rolling all existing illnesses into one!

Who doesn't experience some of those symptoms EVERY WEEK or even EVERY DAY? Talk about a catch-all boogeyman disease! It's like those Snake Oil salesmen who would list all the things their Snake Oil would cure -- you were guaranteed to find yourself in their list of symptoms. Especially general ones like "cures brain fog, lack of energy, makes you perform better in the bedroom..."

But the piece de resistance to catch all the holdouts, who weren't afraid of all the things above? They're saying COVID-1984 can cause erectile dysfunction. So even if you weren't scared of those other threats of permanent damage (perhaps because of youth and good health), they hope that threats to "muh sex" might do the trick.

I can hear them now -- "Oh no, pass me a mask already!"

Give me a break.