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Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
« Reply #375 on: January 10, 2022, 03:03:33 PM »
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    U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you've been vaccinated.
    The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
    Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. "You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it'll really bump up that vaccine efficacy."
    "We do still recommend masks, though," he added.
    California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.



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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #376 on: January 11, 2022, 01:19:23 PM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #377 on: January 11, 2022, 02:15:57 PM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #378 on: January 11, 2022, 02:40:08 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on January 10, 2022, 03:03:33 PM
    Businesses Now Requiring Positive COVID Test As Proof Of Vaccination
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    U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you've been vaccinated.
    The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
    Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. "You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it'll really bump up that vaccine efficacy."
    "We do still recommend masks, though," he added.
    California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.

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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #379 on: January 11, 2022, 02:40:44 PM »
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    • Quote from: SeanJohnson on January 11, 2022, 02:15:57 PM


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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #380 on: January 14, 2022, 06:03:15 PM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #381 on: January 14, 2022, 06:05:55 PM »
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    • Some studies do self-takedowns.

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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #382 on: January 14, 2022, 06:15:47 PM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #383 on: January 14, 2022, 06:19:29 PM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #384 on: January 14, 2022, 06:39:44 PM »
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    • Quote from: Emile on January 14, 2022, 06:05:55 PM
    Some studies do self-takedowns.


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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #385 on: Yesterday at 09:16:13 AM »
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    • Not promoting pot; only pointing out Pfizer’s seeming motive:

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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #387 on: Yesterday at 11:58:43 AM »
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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #388 on: Yesterday at 12:08:55 PM »
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    U.S.–American businesses are now requiring employees to test positive for COVID before beginning their workday, since catching COVID is now the best way to prove you've been vaccinated.
    The new self-imposed mandates come hot on the heels of President Biden threatening to maybe require it among federal employees at some arbitrary point in the future possibly.
    Dr. Anthony Fauci has applauded the businesses for the new approach. "You know, since the vaccine has been so perfect, but ineffectual, this will enable people to take advantage of natural immunity as if it were a sort of booster shot. I think the sooner we all get sick the better because it'll really bump up that vaccine efficacy."
    "We do still recommend masks, though," he added.
    California governor Gavin Newsom has picked up on the new trend and doubled down with a new requirement that all Californians be forcibly infected by a legion of transients. The new program is expected to create millions of jobs.



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    Re: Corona Flu and Shots Quips Thread
    « Reply #389 on: Yesterday at 12:18:00 PM »
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    • Quote from: Last Tradhican on Yesterday at 12:08:55 PM
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