[Last Tradhican]

We all see short quips about the Corona flu and shots and say, yeah, excellent, why didn't I think of that. So, I'm starting here a thread where we can have them all in one place. There's nothing better than a quip to get the message across with little effort:

"The Corona shot and boosters are the only product in the world whose failure is blamed on the people who didn’t take it".

[SeanJohnson]

“If your vax works, why do you need me to get it?”

[SeanJohnson]

“Imagine, if you will, a vaccine so safe, you have to be forced to take it, for a virus so deadly, you have to be tested to know you have it.”

[Stubborn]

"I can't wait until the 5th wave when the people with 4 shots are blaming it on the people with 3 shots."

[B from A]

I don't know if these exactly fit the intent of this thread, but...

[B from A]

 "15 days tо flattеn thе curvе" just bеcamе "3 shоts tо fееd yоur family."   

[Arе yоu rеady tо rеsist tẏrαnny yеt?]

[SeanJohnson]

[B from A]

Call yоur bоss and tell him yоu need tо take the week оff wоrk because yоu’re sick.  

If he asks what’s wrоng, say yоu are “asymptоmatic.”   

Try it.  Repоrt the results back tо me. 

[B from A]

"In a real pandemic ... people wouldn't be arguing over whether it's real or not." 

[B from A]

"Imagine if you will a pandemic so deadly, it stops existing when you switch off your TV." 

[B from A]

[B from A]

“If your vax works, why do you need me to get it?”

Along similar lines: 

[Mr G]

The hardest part of "15 days to flatten the curve" is always the first 18 months.

[Last Tradhican]

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