I am fifty-three and thank God I have never been to the doctor for any reason other than a check-up about twelve years ago. The doctor was queer, and I had a 45 on my hip, and when he ran his hand over the pistol he said, "Wheww." I said to myself, "God, get me out of here."
My friends at work say, "Bryan, you are over fifty, you should get a colonoscopy." I tell them, "To hell with that, the commies will probably kill me before cancer does, and besides, no chance that I would ever get radiation anyway." COVID has proven one thing, in general the entire medical profession, save a few, has lost all credibility.