Good point, Luker.
I too am 100% convinced this person is a troll. As such, I will be reporting him to Matthew, and I urge all of you who are likewise convinced to do your duty in this matter.
what makes me a troll ?
1. You insist on telling us about your daydreams;
2. You at one time claimed to be a bawdenite, a point that would be an outrage to ANY true Catholic;
3. You've posted incessantly about wanting be a married priest--something, again, that would outrage ANY true Catholic other than perhaps those in the Eastern Rite;
4. You clown & joke about that which is sacred;
I don't have time to go on at the moment.
But your time would be better spent picking up a few extra hours at the Burger Shak, and you (and your colored girlfriend if y'all are still an item) seeking a true Catholic priest for Catechism, and staying the hell away from the make-believe (the internet, daydreams, hallucinogens & hallucinating, etc.).
If you're not interested in abandoning your childish effeminate ways and becoming a Catholic, then to hell with you.