Here's one for the books. You know how "fasting" is defined as two snacks and one full meal in the day, when the snacks together is less than a meal. Brace yourself.
I have an acquaintance who told me about his eating pattern for Ash Wednesday, as it was approaching evening time. He said that first thing in the morning he had a piece of pie and some vanilla ice cream. I said, "For Ash Wednesday??" He replied that he had not given up pie nor ice cream for Lent.
Then after a while he had a tuna sandwich. But later on in the afternoon he had another tuna sandwich. I replied that it sounds like he's all done eating for the day.
His response surprised me. He said, "But if you take all those things and put them together it doesn't equal a full meal."
So then, apparently he was saying to me that it was now time for the REAL "full meal."