This string goes in to a bar, and the bartender says, "hey, string, we don't serve your kind in here, get out!", so the string leaves.  Outside, the string sees another string heading into the bar.  Offering a warning, the first string informs the second, "they don't serve strings in that bar, I just got kicked out.  The second string starts beating himself against a wall, and ends up in a knot, then proceeds into the bar.  The bartender yells from behind the bar, "HEY, ARE YOU A STRING? WE DON'T SERVE STRINGS HERE!" To which the string replies, "nope, a frayed knot"

So...A skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Give me a beer and a mop."

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I like it as it stands. I think it shows a degree of introspection as well as a charming come hitherness, if you will.          HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA