ROFL, thank you! Yeah, it was in an email my mother sent me a while back about the differences between cats and dogs. I should see if I can dig it up. I figured it was just too hilarious not to spread around, lol. Feel free to use it.
P.S. I'm afraid my cat Daisy is pushing up daisies (bad pun, I know). My mom had her euthanized and cremated, although we haven't buried her yet. Oh well, she was a good cat, but life goes on.