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Traditional Catholic Faith => General Discussion => Topic started by: KevinW on July 28, 2010, 07:39:22 PM
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Commentary/Satire
Possibly in some of the more "progressive" parishes?
Novus Ordo Missae
2015 C.E.
Greeting:
Presider: In the name of the Creator, and of the Redeemer, and of the Paraclete. [All together make the sign of the cross. (for those of you that remember how)]
All: Amen.
Option A:
Presider: May the Holy Groove be placed on y'all.
All: You too, dude
Option B:
Presider: Right on, right on, right on.
All: Right on
Option C:
Presider: Hi there.
Or Bishop: (sounding very official) Hi there.
All: Back at 'chya [The presider or another minister may then briefly introduce the Mass of the day, saying something about the readings, the feast, and/or the special occasion being celebrated, such as Kwanzaa, Shiva's Birthday, Earth Day, The Feast of St. John Calvin, gαy Pride Day, etc.]
Read more... (http://www.examiner.com/x-53647-Catholic-Examiner~y2010m7d28-What-hath-Vatican-II-Wrought)
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And this doesn't sound any better...
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I pretty much almost fell out of my chair at work laughing ... thank you for that. You know how some things at the right time are so funny tovsome people but not others..this was my time to be unable to breathe laughing.
My addendum would be that this liturgy, Lord have mercy on me for calling it that, would probably be the traditional Conciliar church one, not just progressives.
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I pretty much almost fell out of my chair at work laughing ... thank you for that. You know how some things at the right time are so funny tovsome people but not others..this was my time to be unable to breathe laughing.
My addendum would be that this liturgy, Lord have mercy on me for calling it that, would probably be the traditional Conciliar church one, not just progressives.
Glad ya liked it!!! :incense:
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Well, yeah, that would only make the Novus Ordo more pathetic! Throw the NO in the trash can where it belongs.
We need the TLM! :incense: