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Offline Magdalene

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The Bible in 50 words
« on: January 21, 2007, 03:35:59 AM »
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  • The Bible in Fifty Words

    God made
    Adam bit
    Noah arked
    Abraham split
    Joseph ruled
    Jacob fooled
    Bush talked
    Moses balked
    Pharaoh plagued
    People walked
    Sea divided
    Tablets guided
    Promise landed
    Saul freaked
    David peeked
    Prophets warned
    Jesus born
    God walked
    Love talked
    Anger crucified
    Hope died
    Love rose
    Spirit flamed
    Word spread
    God remained.


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    The Bible in 50 words
    « Reply #1 on: January 22, 2007, 05:54:36 AM »
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  • I hate to be the one to say this, but it HAS to be said:

    Thank you, thank you Magdalene! You can't possibly imagine how much time you have saved me from actually having to read the Bible! I am forever in your debt!  :wink:
    "The Catholic Church is the only thing which saves a man from the degrading slavery of being a child of his age."--G. K. Chesterton