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Traditional Catholic Faith => General Discussion => Topic started by: MaterDominici on April 13, 2011, 12:27:16 AM
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Just like the 4-word game, only 5 words.
Once, there was a man
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...-eating monster living in a...
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loch in northern Scotland. He
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loved to travel to different
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drugstores, looking for a cure
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for an intensely painful broken
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spronkler of tiny sprinkled sprinks.
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aw come on man we had a good one going :(
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(Seuss-ese for "a Broken Heart")
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(Seuss-ese for "a Broken Heart")
That's a right sound interpretation!
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He exclaimed, looking up from
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the dungeon of the old
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and forgotten stash of enormous
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potions. "If I just take
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one sip from the bottle
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I will become female! Drinking
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carefully, he realized that the
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potion worked! He desired chocolate
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eclairs and sprinkled silk stockings,
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Finding none in the drugstore
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but the potion began to
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have some side effects like
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post-nasal drip, diarrhea, and itching
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,and a compulsive need to
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make Star Wars references. When
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he realized that he was
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mired in this obnoxious compulsion,
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however it did not deter
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his craving for ice cream.
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It just so happened that
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He thought he saw Obiwan
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Kanobi, who appointed him Pope...
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while drinking a Guinness pint.
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So he blessed the beer...
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,gave it to his
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septumblers of bumblers and then
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said, "This is my drink!" (no one take it)
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drank it, and became drunk.
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Several years later he went
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on a pilgrimage to Auschwitz
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where he was terribly disappointed
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to find that there was
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a truly rank dead wind.
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But that didn't deter him
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from soldiering on through the
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the numerous sob stories of
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Mulella and her twin sisters.
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The Moon started crashing! Closer,
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no wait! It is dancing!
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Repent! The end is near!
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The Communists are running away!
*Yeah, there's no bloody way we'd be doing this game in real life.*
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Moon almost fills the sky
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Stars dark night holds sway
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as we approach Judgment Day
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God had this to say