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Thanking Father Wegner for all the "little things".
« on: December 09, 2017, 10:15:44 AM »
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  • Temple of Benai Shalomi,  Columbus, MO


    Shalom Father Wegner,

    As we approach our holy eight-day Jewish celebration of Chanukah, commemorating the re-dedication of the 2nd Temple, 
    our congregation wanted to write you a note of thanks, for all that you've done to bring us closer.

    Thank you for:

    1. Quashing the Post Falls media sex scandals and taking a hard-line position against the group of "haters" who revealed it.
         Teenagers experimenting with their sexuality is perfectly normal and should be encouraged.
         
         Don't forget my offer. If you ever need legal help in pursuing them, rabbi Seth Weisberg, can put you in contact with 
         some of the best libel lawyers in the business.

    2. The genius re-branding your religious order with our Dutch marketing firm. 
        It was important for your group to break free from the authoritarian, Nazi extremists who have historically plagued your image.

    3. The ecumenical makeover of your Phoenix church.  Definitely a progressive move. Stand firm in making your members pay-off 
        their debt. Your ecumenical outreach to the area Hispanics is also a brilliant move.
        It will eventually displace the "haters" in your congregation. 
      
    4.  For encouraging your seminarians to avoid being judgmental, to think or be anti-semitic.  
         Independent thought, pre-judgement and hate are so divisive.

    5.  For being just you, all embracing and open to our concerns and fellowship.

    Sincerely,
    Gloria Wasserman
    Executive Assistant to the Rabbi

    PS If you want to flip the $2 mil Phoenix loan, please call me for some contacts.


    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi

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    Re: Thanking Father Wegner for all the "little things".
    « Reply #1 on: December 09, 2017, 07:39:05 PM »
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    It's so strange that Jews who like to commemorate Chanukah most usually (along with Protestants) don't recognize the authenticity of I and II Maccabees, where the story is found.
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