Here are some examples of these fallacies IN ACTION:

1. "Sure, we're supposed to listen to you -- a proud, shrill feminist!"
or
"Excuse me, you dropped this." (insert meme image of a crack pipe)

2. "Bishop Williamson says the Novus Ordo is just peachy, so I'm going to red-light him and those associated with him."

3. I won't touch the Resistance with a 10 foot pole. Just look at all the evil, disorder, chaos, and infighting -- Fr. Pfeiffer, Pablo, the Recusant -- it's a mess.

4. Bishop Williamson doesn't go far enough in his condemnation of the Novus Ordo. So I have to red-light Bishop Williamson, because the Novus Ordo is every bit as bad as a Black Mass, and everyone who attends this Mass objectively commits a mortal sin.

5. Yesterday I drank a glass of water and immediately afterwards, a fire broke out in the backyard! Amazing how water can cause its exact opposite, fire.

6. Either we make a deal with Rome, or we all end up Schismatic like the Orthodox!

7. Ghosts do not exist, because no one has ever proven that they exist.

8. Of course Nessie lives in that lake. I dare you to prove otherwise!

9. I support Fr. Joseph Pfeiffer because I believe Our Lady when she predicted, "In the end, my Immaculate Heart will triumph."

10. I will stick with the SSPX -- it's obviously God's choice, being the largest Traditional group by far.