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Offline Pax Vobis

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #90 on: May 15, 2019, 08:21:50 PM »
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  • Great titles, Kazimierz!  I was thinking this story needed a trilogy to be properly told.  Here are my ideas:

    Trent Wars 1 - WaterWorld
    Trent Wars 2 - Desire for Justice
    Trent Wars 3 - Baptism by Fire

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #91 on: May 15, 2019, 08:52:09 PM »
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    It’s a Mad, Mad, Rad Trad World

    Salvation Games
    Salvation Games 2 - Catching Water
    Salvation Games 3 - Mock n Slay


    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #92 on: May 15, 2019, 09:16:51 PM »
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  • Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.

    Perhaps there is a nucleus here to build on?

    Ah, it's nice to take a break from the deadly serious theological discussions and Church crisis ... to have a bit of fun.

    Yet ... I too am not joking about forming our own political party.  I've had thoughts along those lines for quite a few years now.

    And it also feels good not to be duking it out with you for a change.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #93 on: May 15, 2019, 09:37:23 PM »
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  • Ah, it's nice to take a break from the deadly serious theological discussions and Church crisis ... to have a bit of fun.

    Yet ... I too am not joking about forming our own political party.  I've had thoughts along those lines for quite a few years now.

    And it also feels good not to be duking it out with you for a change.

    AGREED!!

    Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.

    It may just be that you will have to become the front man, with me working in the background.

    If you have not been completely anonymous, at least your identity will not be surmised by a simple "sean johnson, traditionalist, sspx" search.

    Romans 5:20 "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."

    -I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #94 on: May 16, 2019, 07:30:15 AM »
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    It’s a Mad, Mad, Rad Trad World

    Salvation Games
    Salvation Games 2 - Catching Water
    Salvation Games 3 - Mock n Slay
    Good!Good! :jumping2:


    Sean Johnson and the Restorers of the Absconded Monstrance
    Sean Johnson and The Communion Rail
    Pray Hard
    Pray Harder
    Pray your Hardest
    Sean Johnson vs the Demoncratic Army of Dumbarses.....Groovy!
    Sean Johnson as The Excommunicator....I will be out Bach
    Praeceptor........Sean Johnson and his squad of Knights Templar find themselves stalked by the Conciliar Beast from Frank's Kool Aid lagoon......"Get to da chapel!"
    :D
    One for the kiddies:
    Sean the Sheep: The President stars as the righteous ovid who foils the plans of the evil black goat Frank-lyenoughalready and the Prelature pigs


    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #95 on: May 16, 2019, 08:13:27 AM »
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  • Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.
     
    I thought of that also.  It's hard for a plot to succeed when we've telegraphed the entire thing point by point on the web.  Although ... perhaps we could ask Matthew to delete this thread, hopefully before it gets archived somewhere.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #96 on: May 16, 2019, 09:08:15 AM »
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  • If I was a Yank, I'd vote for him  :cheers:  

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #97 on: May 16, 2019, 09:50:05 AM »
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  • AGREED!!

    Thing is, one 5-minute google search on me, and the whole plot would fail.

    It may just be that you will have to become the front man, with me working in the background.

    If you have not been completely anonymous, at least your identity will not be surmised by a simple "sean johnson, traditionalist, sspx" search.



    It doesn't matter about your background...

    But now, you must prove your manly worth... like the ex-military presidents :cowboy:

    You have to pass a specific test to be president... in the eyes of the trad Remnant.


    The Test:

    Pray, fast and then travel to Baltimore, Maryland.

    There you must enter a dive bar named "Ale Mary's" at the corner of Fleet & Washington streets.

    You must go up, address the bartender, and if he resists, slug him in the jaw, if necessary, with sufficient force to knock him out.

    They you must immediately rescue the Monstrance and other holy vessels and reliquaries held hostage there.


    Then and only then, will we endorse and pray for your presidency.


    "Ale Mary" Dive Bar Uses Monstrance and Chalices for Drunken Revelries

    Edit: A definition from Wikipedia is useful here: Blasphemy is irreverence towards religious or holy persons or things.[1] Some countries have laws to punish blasphemy,[2] while others have laws to give recourse to those who are offended by blasphemy.


    [Fell's Point, Baltimore, MD] There was a show called "Cheers" on television years ago.  It was bawdy and vulgar yet there were some borders it was not safe to pass in the early 80s when the show first aired.  It depicted a homey place, reminiscent of an unpretentious neighborhood bar with a hint of old world ambiance and Boston charm.  The heavy wooden furniture and the bar spoke of permanence, elegance,  and  that favorite piety of secular artists, human dignity. It was not always clear who the show's buffoons were, but you knew them when you saw them, and sometimes, it was a comedic mailman who could be the most noble in the simplicity of his fears.  Some other writer said something about irony being lost on a society which had no shame.  That's why we'd like to wield a metaphorical hammer.  Perhaps there are others who can put a better finish on the details of what we will tell.

    Satirical painting: priest displeased with Nun?
    All we can say is that sometimes evil is really mundane and some of us don't realize that we're not only bufoons needlessly offending  people's religious sensibilities, but far worse than that, we're offending God.  Even the name of the bar, a pun on the Blessed Mother's name seems calculated to be offensive.

    Would you like some candy?
    We're not talking about this place, but it's not far from Boston, but it boasts a similar unmistakable charm you'd expect in New England with friendly folks. One of the features of the bar, and there are many, is its unmistakable Catholic ambiance. It's called, Ale Mary's and is located in Fell's point Maryland. One can just smell the faint aroma of the ocean as you think about it. The food is inexpensive, but if you're Catholic you might find it too expensive for the peace of your conscience to see the sacramental elements of your religion appear for the sake of decoration in peculiarly deliberate ways.

    Chalices Used for Holy Sacrifice Being Abused by Patrons

    It's not surprising, but it's not acceptable either that chalices which are used in Catholic Mass for the consecration of wine which becomes the blood of Christ, are used by patrons to drink (and get drunk from). They're made of precious metals, sometimes jewels, but their use in such a secular setting is strange and unsettling. No less than the inexplicable painting of a priest with a stole, looking aghast or in surprise at a nun who has her back to him. The most disturbing thing in the restaurant is the monstrance which is behind the bar used as decoration. The monstrance is large ornate disk, often resembling the sun, which is surmounted in a long stand with a heavy base. It contains a crystal compartment at the center of the disk where a consecrated communion Host can be placed inside and it allows the priest to elevate the entire object by the stand for the veneration of the Sacrament it contains. Seeing this monstrance here in this bar, covered with mardigras beads and a mustached smiley face where the Host would normally be is a little bit like finding family heirlooms in the hands of people who not only use them for purposes for which they were never intended, but use them in disrespectful ways.

    Mustached Smiley Face Seems Particularly Malevolent
    We found out about this recently and the individual who sent this to us wrote an e-mail complaining about the display of these religious items and even offered to purchase them. Far from being treated with the respect she deserved, her concerns were met with derision.  

    Despite the bar owner claiming that no one cared about this clearly blasphemous display of religious artifacts, he asked her to remove an entry she made under the bar at a public site allowing comment on establishments. As he berated our friend, the proprietor insisted as an argument to justify his sacrilege and disrespect for Catholic sacramentals, that there were even Bishops and priests who thought that his blasphemous inclusion of religious articles was comical and that there was nothing wrong with this display.

    Apparently, there's some truth to what he says, because Catholic clergy, including senior, does frequent this place.

    We'll be praying a Rosary in reparation for having seen this blasphemy.  Hopefully, the proprietor can be persuaded to part with these items before word of this affects his business either spiritually or financially.


    "Some preachers will keep silence about the truth, and others will trample it underfoot and deny it. Sanctity of life will be held in derision even by those who outwardly profess it, for in those days Our Lord Jesus Christ will send them not a true Pastor but a destroyer."  St. Francis of Assisi


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #98 on: May 16, 2019, 11:12:04 AM »
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  • Those poor, poor people!

    Today I will offer some form of penance for these outrages.

    Incredible that place hasn’t been burned to the ground by indignant Catholics.

    Can you imagine if they were Jewish or Muslim “relics?”

    Proof that in our times, they are stronger in their perfidy and errors than we trads are in our truth.

    In my empire, I would set that aright immediately!
    Romans 5:20 "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."

    -I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #99 on: May 16, 2019, 11:28:27 AM »
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  • Those poor, poor people!

    Today I will offer some form of penance for these outrages.

    Incredible that place hasn’t been burned to the ground by indignant Catholics.

    Can you imagine if they were Jewish or Muslim “relics?”

    Proof that in our times, they are stronger in their perfidy and errors than we trads are in our truth.

    In my empire, I would set that aright immediately!
     Use a phosphorous concoction thus making it extremely difficult to extinguish. Plenty of napalm too. Enough is enough already.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #100 on: May 16, 2019, 12:36:03 PM »
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  • A few questions for the candidate.

    1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

    2)  You wrote:  

    "8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

    How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?
    I see the candidate ignores the little people, so I'll just vote for Hillary again.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #101 on: May 16, 2019, 12:50:55 PM »
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  • If I was a Yank, I'd vote for him  :cheers:  

    Start your own Sister Party over there.  Nick for Prime Minister !


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #102 on: May 16, 2019, 12:53:27 PM »
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  • Chalices Used for Holy Sacrifice Being Abused by Patrons


    I doubt that THOSE chalices (in the picture) were ever "used for Holy Sacrifice"; they appear to be Novus Ordo wine goblets used for their Memorial Meals.  And they're most likely not even gold-plated, much less gold, for that would be an affront to poor people everywhere.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #103 on: May 16, 2019, 12:54:55 PM »
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  • I see the candidate ignores the little people, so I'll just vote for Hillary again.

    Whatever!  Go ahead and throw your vote away on a loser again.  Or else you can vote for the winner, Sean.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #104 on: May 16, 2019, 03:15:39 PM »
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  • A few questions for the candidate.

    1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

    2)  You wrote:  

    "8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

    How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?

    Yes, the Federal Bureau of Intimidation (and the federal bureau of anything, for that matter) will be disbanded.

    As for the Muslims who remain, they shall be relocated to Nebraska (which will also house the homosexuals), and will become a fenced reservation for subversives and undesirables of all types: Something between a prison colony, Indian reservation, and New York City in the 1980’s Kurt Russell movie “Escape from New York.”
    Romans 5:20 "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."

    -I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-


     

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