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Offline Ladislaus

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #75 on: May 15, 2019, 10:06:38 AM »
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  • Starring:
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    Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
    Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
    Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
    Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
    Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
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    With:
    Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
    Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
    Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
    Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
    Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
    Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
    Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

    In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise

    :laugh1:

    Cool.  I rather like Liam Neeson (as a character/personality) ... of course he appears to be an bad Catholic.

    Offline Motorede

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #76 on: May 15, 2019, 10:10:28 AM »
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  • What the hey! No Whoopi Goldberg in this cast?


    Offline Mr G

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #77 on: May 15, 2019, 10:10:51 AM »
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  • In all honesty and sympathy, though, I am inviting the negative nancies to stick with the Judeo-Masonic republicans, and leave the recovery to those of us with the heart to see it through.

    It is the negative nancy mindset which has allowed the SSPX to be subverted.

    But the SSPX is today only a microcosm of the greater global prison-planet at large, which suggests to the weak and pliable, "Might as well just keep below the radar and make the best of it I can."

    I do not wish to suggest that I am taking this thread seriously (except for the part about actually forming a traditional Catholic party (with most of the tenets in this thread becoming the party platform), but just that I take exception to the weakness these "trad realists" represent (more because of the damage it does to the Church than to American society).
    I did not know you knew Nancy so well.

    Offline Ladislaus

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #78 on: May 15, 2019, 10:12:50 AM »
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  • I hope you're joking here.

    I know this whole thread is a joke, but seriously -- this is literally the error Bishop Fellay made. Trying to beat Freemasonry (Vatican II) with Freemasonic tactics. Trying to use the devil's weapons against him.

    It doesn't work.

    That's why the good peoples of Middle Earth couldn't wield the One Ring against Sauron -- it's his! He made it. It has his power. Tolkien was a Catholic, and he understood this.

    I have no problem using underhanded tactics ... provided they're in the realm of mental reservation and do not compromise moral principles.  As you know, I'm very anti- "ends justifies the means".

    But, you're right, it wouldn't work, since the agents of Satan (perhaps literal demons) would alert these diabolical slime of our tactics.

    See, if +Fellay had used various tactics to help CONVERT the Romans and effect a takeover, that would be one thing.  But he's compromising the entire time and trying to find middle ground, etc.  In other words, his tactics are all wrong, and I'm not even sure he still maintains the end goal of converting Rome.  Probably no longer sees it as necessary, since they're all Catholics.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #79 on: May 15, 2019, 11:37:41 AM »
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  • Haha.  Yes, it’s LED neon rainbow, but that’s just to attract a certain clientele, which we can bus to Canada, a.k.a. the gay-version of France.

    Also, everyone knows that New Jersey is the armpit of America, with Philly the 2nd one.  All planned “campsites” for Nebraska should be moved to those 2 crapholes.  Nebraska should be saved for farming and cattle.  
    When sending the aforementioned human detritus north of 49, only Ontario and Quebec will accept the refuse. Maybe some poofters will sneak into the Martitimes. Manitoba isnt sure what to do yet.
    Saskatchewan, Alberta and an eastern stretch of BC anschlussed by Alberta (due to the large content of Albertans living therein),
    having seceded from Canada, will formally petition President Sean Johnson to join The Great Confederacy. 
    Alberta can then build the transcontinental pipeline through a tidied up Washington state. :)
    This is a serious journey,not a Hobbit walking party.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #80 on: May 15, 2019, 11:59:51 AM »
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    Cool.  I rather like Liam Neeson (as a character/personality)
    Yes, I would imagine that in person you're more quietly passionate and more deliberate than Sean, which fits well with Liam's normal characters.  I imagine Sean in person is an openly passionate leader, a shoot-first, ask-questions-later type (in a good way), though still strategic, which fits Mel Gibson's normal characters.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #81 on: May 15, 2019, 12:18:35 PM »
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  • Starring:
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    Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
    Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
    Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
    Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
    Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
    .
    With:
    Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
    Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
    Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
    Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
    Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
    Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
    Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

    In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise
    James Earl Jones as narrator alongside Freeman
    ........
    working movie titles......for starters  8)
    1. Lethal Johnson
    2. The Passion of Sean
    3. Rhinegate
    This is a serious journey,not a Hobbit walking party.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #82 on: May 15, 2019, 12:50:26 PM »
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    James Earl Jones as narrator alongside Freeman
    ........
    working movie titles......for starters 
    1. Lethal Johnson
    2. The Passion of Sean
    3. Rhinegate
    Ha ha!  We could go slightly sci-fi and have James Earl Jones do a Darth Vader voice-over, during a Sean nightmare sequence.  The night before the pivot battle, Sean dreams of his emotional meeting against his former best friend-turned-enemy, Ladislaus, and how it parallels Luke's first meeting with Vader.  Sean fears he will lose more than just his hand.  He fears this war, which he started but now cannot stop, will cost him his soul.


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #83 on: May 15, 2019, 01:06:19 PM »
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  • Ha ha!  We could go slightly sci-fi and have James Earl Jones do a Darth Vader voice-over, during a Sean nightmare sequence.  The night before the pivot battle, Sean dreams of his emotional meeting against his former best friend-turned-enemy, Ladislaus, and how it parallels Luke's first meeting with Vader.  Sean fears he will lose more than just his hand.  He fears this war, which he started but now cannot stop, will cost him his soul.

    Sean, I am your faaaather.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #84 on: May 15, 2019, 02:30:28 PM »
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  • Starring:
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    Mel Gibson (as Sean Johnson)
    Liam Neeson (as Ladislaus)
    Jim Caviezel (as Sean Johnson's secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Nicholas Cage (as Ladislaus' secret-Inquisitor-turned military general)
    Leonardo DiCaprio (family man dealing with the crisis at the local level)
    Anthony Hopkins (as Pope Athanasius I)
    Denzel Washington (Papal Legate to America, trying to halt the civil war)
    .
    With:
    Morgan Freeman (narrator...who else?)
    Al Pacino (Fr Feeney flashback)
    Tom Hanks (+ABL flashback)
    Donald Trump (President Trump flashback...why not?)
    Clint Eastwood (Putin flashback)
    Jim Carrey (bumbling Canadian prime minister)
    Oscar Isaacs (self-serving Mexican President)

    In charge of stunts and action scenes:  Tom Cruise
    I so badly wish this movie existed.  

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #85 on: May 15, 2019, 03:54:38 PM »
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  • A few questions for the candidate.

    1)  Why not disband the FBI?  They've become corrupt like the rest.

    2)  You wrote: 

    "8 Stop all Muslim immigration and begin the deportation process unless life endangerment can be shown;"

    How are you going to contain the ones you keep that can prove life endangerment?


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #86 on: May 15, 2019, 04:10:00 PM »
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  • I officially announce my vice-presidential running mate:


    I love Archie Bunker, but I would have thought your VP running mate would be "X", your other you.  :laugh1:
    "For there is not any thing secret that shall not be made manifest, nor hidden, that shall not be known and come abroad."- Luke 8:17

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #87 on: May 15, 2019, 05:46:57 PM »
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  • Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.

    Perhaps there is a nucleus here to build on?

    Romans 5:20 "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."

    -I retract any and all statements I have made that are incongruent with the True Faith, and apologize for ever having made them-

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #88 on: May 15, 2019, 06:01:42 PM »
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  • A few more titles......remember there will be sequels....

    1. Mr. Johnson goes to Washington
    2. The TradCatholic Candidate
    3. A Pole in the White House

    then comes the blockbuster, nation building, world changing film and series of them all...

    SEAN TREK: IN PRINCIPIO

    ST2: THE WRATH OF SEAN

    THE SEARCH FOR SEAN:The President goes missing after a botched impeachment by the Satanocrats.
    SEAN TREK IV 1/16: The President nukes the gay whales
    SEAN TREK V: The President goes camping in the mountains with his closest advisors. Beans, bourbon and hilarity ensue. There are no crazy laughing half siblings, trashy FX or any other dumb premises.

    SEAN TREK VI: Political thriller. The President saves his own life seven times while fighting a vote recall that could threaten his ascension to be the last of the great Catholic emperors before the imminent return of Our Lord. (Truly a bit of unexplored territory ;) ;) ;) ;) :D :D :D)
    This is a serious journey,not a Hobbit walking party.

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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #89 on: May 15, 2019, 07:43:19 PM »
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  • Rather surprised this topic received this much commentary and attention.
    Best thread in a while!

     

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