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Offline SeanJohnson

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Re: Sean Johnson for President!
« Reply #30 on: May 14, 2019, 08:42:59 PM »
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  • Mr. President, will you or will you not nuke the gαy whales? My constituents are anxious for your answer?
    If there are such things as queer whales (??), I can assure you they are headed for the perfume factory.
    Rom 5: 20 - "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #31 on: May 14, 2019, 08:45:52 PM »
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  • Requesting an amendment to thy soon-to-be sovereign of the New Confederacy..............
    1. Thy pistol must be of the 45 ACP calibre, and ideally should be a Sig or an HK manufacture. 9 mm is right out! :D
    2. A bolt action and lever action shalt thy also be in possession of, as these are traditional weapon platforms.
    3. At minimum a pump action shotgun with varied ammunition shalt also be required.
    Respectfully presented before thy soon to be imperium. :pray:
    Deus Vult et Deo Vindice

    I agree 9mm is under-powered, but I would open the range of acceptable pistol calibers to .45, .40, and 10mm.  Glock would also be an acceptable manufacturer.

    Rifle calibers would have to be 7.62x39, .223, or .308.  Exotics would include .338LM and .50.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #32 on: May 14, 2019, 08:47:21 PM »
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  • Abolish the income tax and institute a national sales tax.
    Abolition of income tax was listed on the OP platform.  But the national sales tax is a great idea, because people would to a certain extent determine their own tax liability, and, it would encourage self-subsistence.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #33 on: May 14, 2019, 08:49:10 PM »
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  • Ban Jєωs from holding public office.  Later, when no one is looking, extend that to heretics and cast aside the Fundies that helped you get elected.

    But such discussions are best left to the smoke-filled back room.

    Disqualifying Jєωs from public office was also mentioned in the OP platform.

    But I agree, Chief of Staff: We should never discuss this in public.

    If any should think to have found evidence in the public domain, our apologists will hit the airwaves and demonize such conspiracy theorists as dangerous subversives, and thoroughly discredit them.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #34 on: May 14, 2019, 08:50:56 PM »
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  • Abolish the public school system. Exorcise all the Marxists from all levels of learning.

    Oh yes, excellent!

    Masonic indoctrination camps (i.e., publis schools) are gone immediately.

    Only traditional Catholic institutions will be permitted to exist (and all teachers will swaer the oath against modernism, and then some!).
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #35 on: May 14, 2019, 08:52:30 PM »
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  • Move the United Nations 500 miles to the east. And ban Jєωιѕн blended whisky.

    The hell with the UN.

    I won't acknowledge its existence (nor, consequently, will I accept appointments with any envoys seeking such under its auspices).
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #36 on: May 14, 2019, 08:54:27 PM »
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  • Free Pudding Fridays
    Well, I will at least mandate all non-essential businesses and services to be closed on Sundays and Holy Days (per the 1954 calendar).
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #37 on: May 14, 2019, 08:57:26 PM »
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  • Please ban all public transportation buses that don’t fit in traffic lanes and which force cars into oncoming traffic or sidewalks.  
    Buses will be banned; public transportation will be limited to services for the disabled.
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    « Reply #38 on: May 14, 2019, 08:59:08 PM »
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  • Labor unions will also be banned.  They will be replaced by Catholic Guilds.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #39 on: May 14, 2019, 09:00:13 PM »
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  • Advanced catechism and doctrinal tests will be required for all public office holders (as well as a profession of faith).
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #40 on: May 14, 2019, 09:03:39 PM »
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  • This thread is very funny, it reminded me of how when the noble men of the third Reich took over and they literally did all of these things.  Almost to a T.  Some of you on this thread might not be very informed of the true history of the third reich, so I will tell you.  

    The National socialists were literally people like you or me, for the most part normal, varying social backgrounds, and no government experience.  When they took power they had meetings like you were talking about where the did these literal things.  Ban the central bank, ban ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity, ban Jєωs from public professions, ban masonry, provided funding for the church (and Lutheran unfortunately).  Etc Etc.  
    They created their own utopia.  It wasn't perfect but it was very close.
    One very interesting meeting they had one of the ministers said lets ban divorce and only Hitler was interested in hearing the minister out. 


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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #41 on: May 14, 2019, 09:06:29 PM »
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  • This thread is very funny, it reminded me of how when the noble men of the third Reich took over and they literally did all of these things.  Almost to a T.  Some of you on this thread might not be very informed of the true history of the third reich, so I will tell you.  

    The National socialists were literally people like you or me, for the most part normal, varying social backgrounds, and no government experience.  When they took power they had meetings like you were talking about where the did these literal things.  Ban the central bank, ban ɧoɱosɛҳųαƖity, ban Jєωs from public professions, ban masonry, provided funding for the church (and Lutheran unfortunately).  Etc Etc.  
    They created their own utopia.  It wasn't perfect but it was very close.
    One very interesting meeting they had one of the ministers said lets ban divorce and only Hitler was interested in hearing the minister out.

    Oops: Forgot that one!

    Yes, divorce will be entirely banned.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #42 on: May 14, 2019, 09:16:41 PM »
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  • Military service in the various state militia's will be compulsory for men from 18-20 years-old.

    The states will control their own military.

    Women are banned from the military, with the exception of nursing/medical MOS numbers (Militarily Occupational Specialty).

    State militias will be superior to the federal confederacy's reserve (not standing) army.

    State militias are in control of all military assets within their borders.
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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #43 on: May 14, 2019, 09:24:17 PM »
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    Buses will be banned
    Now wait a cotton-pickin minute.  Can you make an exception for party buses?  Those are good for a few things, like 1) post-election victory celebrations, 2) post-lent celebration parties, and 3) the last “free lunch” illegals get as they are bused to the border.




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    Re: Sean Johnson for President!
    « Reply #44 on: May 14, 2019, 09:27:57 PM »
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  • Now wait a cotton-pickin minute.  Can you make an exception for party buses?  Those are good for a few things, like 1) post-election victory celebrations, 2) post-lent celebration parties, and 3) the last “free lunch” illegals get as they are bused to the border.
    We can talk.  We can talk.  However, the rainbow lighting motif will have to go in any event.  No gαy busses will be allowed in the Kingdon, er, America (once again, with the possible exception of Nebraska, which would in any case be fenced in).
    Rom 5: 20 - "But where sin increased, grace abounded all the more."