Mr. President, two questions: what will you do about the (1) LGBTQ groups and (2) all the damned bike lanes taking over our city streets?
My fellow American-
As my platform supposes the criminalization of any manifestation of degenerate sɛҳuąƖ deviancy, all the fruitcakes will have to get back into the closet.
Admittedly, it would be better to just send them to Nebraska or Israel, but if they cannot be eradicated from the land, they will at least be prevented from any public protection or manifestation.
Only slightly worse, is the emergence of the new pestilence called bike lanes.
It shall become legal under my reign...er...administration to run any bicyclist arrogating to themselves the "right" to hinder traffic off the road. If such bicyclist is wearing spandex or helmet, it shall be legal to put the car in reverse and hit them again.
Citizens who can demonstrate multiple civic acts along these lines shall be given discounts on land purchases.
PS: Did you hear the one about the queer midget? He came out of the cupboard!
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