Here's a list of humorous observations displayed on bumper stickers.

REAL BUMPER STICKER MESSAGES

I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you.

I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.

Boldly going nowhere.

Wherever you go there you are.

Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and then name the streets after them.

CAUTION: I brake for no apparant reason.

Cover me, I'm changing lanes.

Keep honking, I'm reloading.

Honk if you don't exist.

Honk if you hate bumper stickers that say: "Honk if...."

If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

Time flies when you don't know where you're going.

There is no shortcut to anywhere worth going.

Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel will be out.

What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?

How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is LOST?

Someday, your prince will come. Mine got lost, took a wrong turn, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Stop reading my bumber stickers and DRIVE.

Buckle up! It makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car.

All generalization are false, including this one.

This car is protected by an anti-theft sticker