Author Topic: Lets play a game... (Read 2016 times)

gilbertgea · « **Reply #15 on:** January 11, 2007, 07:32:16 PM »

...and was carrying an AK-47. He saw me immediately, screamed, 'Death to the infidel!' and charged, firing from the hip.

Trinity · « **Reply #16 on:** January 11, 2007, 07:51:48 PM »

I screamed, "I'm not an infidel!! See, I'm a martian, " and I whipped out my photo album. "See, I'm a rabbi--no, scratch that. Here, look! I'm an orangatan. Part of me is."

That's when I lost it entirely.

CampeadorShin · « **Reply #17 on:** January 11, 2007, 09:36:40 PM »

At that moment he ran out of bullets. Firing from the hip usually produces low accuracy, but man! This guy sucked!

He then walked over and said, "Its always been a problem, but I don't know who to ask for help. If I only had good aim... If I only had good aim..." He then broke into song about how his life would improve if he only had good aim.

I then suggested we both follow a yellow sick toad to meet the great Geezer who's odd.

We were skipping along until we met...

gilbertgea · « **Reply #18 on:** January 12, 2007, 09:04:34 AM »

...A girl named 'Dorothy' and her little dog, too. She was eating a banana. The yellow, sick toad continued on without us.

Matthew · « **Reply #19 on:** January 12, 2007, 10:08:01 PM »

They then encountered a 100-foot-tall, living hamburger which clearly intended to make a meal out of THEM!

Ketchup dripped off the monster's sharp fangs, which glistened as the moonlight struck them, in the foggy night air.

Our fearless protagonist inched his way to the head of the group, and finally shouted, "We will stop our journey for NO HAMBURGER!" as he pulled the Crystal of Death out of his pocket...

Trinity · « **Reply #20 on:** January 12, 2007, 10:19:15 PM »

(Poetic license---moonlight AND fog.)

Daniel · « **Reply #21 on:** January 12, 2007, 11:09:58 PM »

And then reinforcements in a helicopter arrived, napalming the whole scene.

No one survived.

:cool: Was that OK? I'm new at this sort of thing.

Trinity · « **Reply #22 on:** January 13, 2007, 12:45:42 PM »

Frankly, Daniel, I think you saved us from the lunatic fringe. :shocked: