.
If any of the children in this congregation got a hoverboard for Christmas, what is the priest going to say to them if they bring it to Mass and go up and down the aisles with it? Will he distribute Communion-in-the-hand to anyone standing on one?
If he tries to tell them that it's inappropriate in church, how will he answer the rejoinder, "But Father, YOU rode one in the aisles yourself at Mass!"
.