I thought of that, Tele, but people would find it very hard to accuse me of being a drunkard. It's very rare to see me lose control in any way, and when I do, it's usually because of my temper which I have when I'm sober.
I have this bad habit of throwing things like that out there for people to use as ammo, maybe because I want to see who has integrity and who doesn't. Those who are of good will should be able to see what I'm all about. Weren't there saints who opened themselves up deliberately to misperceptions, didn't care if they were considered insane, etc.?
I don't want to get into that mode where I'm paranoid about how people perceive me and trying to act as if I'm some kind of inhuman plaster-cast saint. The real saints were alive and human.
I don't drink to be tipsy, but I do drink to be relaxed, to feel the warmth flowing through my body, etc.