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Offline cassini

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Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
« on: April 30, 2015, 02:27:02 PM »
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  • Pope Francis seems to have merited the approval of Ellen de Generis as one who sure knows how to work the mob.

    www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0




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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #1 on: April 30, 2015, 02:50:46 PM »
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  • All who disagree that his jokes are funny, will subsequently be declared schismatics. :farmer:
    We conclude logically that religion can give an efficacious and truly realistic answer to the great modern problems only if it is a religion that is profoundly lived, not simply a superficial and cheap religion made up of some vocal prayers and some ceremonies...


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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #2 on: April 30, 2015, 02:53:46 PM »
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  • Quote from: cassini

    Pope Francis seems to have merited the approval of Ellen de Generis as one who sure knows how to work the mob.

    www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0




    I had to take one of our daughters to the doctor recently, and there blaring away on the ubiquitous television set was Ellen Degenerate. She said something like, "Well, the Missus and I were getting ready for bed last night..." I pulled out my trusty TV-B-Gone gadget and turned off the crud, much to the bewilderment of those in the waiting area. A staff member noticed eventually and turned it on again, and I turned it off again. TV-B-Gone: Never Leave Home without It.

    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #3 on: April 30, 2015, 03:01:32 PM »
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    Pope Francis seems to have merited the approval of Ellen de Generis as one who sure knows how to work the mob.

    www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0




    I had to take one of our daughters to the doctor recently, and there blaring away on the ubiquitous television set was Ellen Degenerate. She said something like, "Well, the Missus and I were getting ready for bed last night..." I pulled out my trusty TV-B-Gone gadget and turned off the crud, much to the bewilderment of those in the waiting area. A staff member noticed eventually and turned it on again, and I turned it off again. TV-B-Gone: Never Leave Home without It.



    Where can one get one of these?

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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #4 on: April 30, 2015, 03:03:21 PM »
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  • Yeah I need one also.
    We conclude logically that religion can give an efficacious and truly realistic answer to the great modern problems only if it is a religion that is profoundly lived, not simply a superficial and cheap religion made up of some vocal prayers and some ceremonies...


    Offline Charlemagne

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    « Reply #5 on: April 30, 2015, 03:53:47 PM »
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  • They're at tvbgone (dot) com
    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine

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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #6 on: April 30, 2015, 04:27:41 PM »
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    They're at tvbgone (dot) com

    Many thanks  :heretic:

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    « Reply #7 on: May 01, 2015, 03:53:38 AM »
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    Pope Francis seems to have merited the approval of Ellen de Generis as one who sure knows how to work the mob.

    www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0




    I had to take one of our daughters to the doctor recently, and there blaring away on the ubiquitous television set was Ellen Degenerate. She said something like, "Well, the Missus and I were getting ready for bed last night..." I pulled out my trusty TV-B-Gone gadget and turned off the crud, much to the bewilderment of those in the waiting area. A staff member noticed eventually and turned it on again, and I turned it off again. TV-B-Gone: Never Leave Home without It.

    Now, if only they would manufacture an "Ellen Degenerate-B-Gone" gadget that would make the world a better place.


    Offline Nadir

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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #8 on: May 01, 2015, 04:37:47 AM »
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  • You can buy it through Amazon!!! Matthew's sales could go through the roof!
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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #9 on: May 01, 2015, 07:46:04 AM »
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    Pope Francis seems to have merited the approval of Ellen de Generis as one who sure knows how to work the mob.

    www.youtube.com/embed/VIPTdtEvr40?rel=0



    I had to take one of our daughters to the doctor recently, and there blaring away on the ubiquitous television set was Ellen Degenerate. She said something like, "Well, the Missus and I were getting ready for bed last night..." I pulled out my trusty TV-B-Gone gadget and turned off the crud, much to the bewilderment of those in the waiting area. A staff member noticed eventually and turned it on again, and I turned it off again. TV-B-Gone: Never Leave Home without It.

    Now, if only they would manufacture an "Ellen Degenerate-B-Gone" gadget that would make the world a better place.


    How about a Pope Francis-B-Gone? I wonder how many of them would be sold?

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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #10 on: May 01, 2015, 07:34:33 PM »
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  • I just ordered mine on Amazon! I had enough left from a gift card to cover the entire price! Nice!


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    Pope Francis ---- "Go forth and make jokes."
    « Reply #11 on: May 01, 2015, 11:27:38 PM »
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  • Such handy information buried in a Pope Francis thread!

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    "I think that Catholicism, that's as sane as people can get."  - Jordan Peterson