Thursday, February 02, 2012
Special Nevada Caucus for тαℓмυd believers
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Yes, you read it right. A special Republican caucus has been added in Nevada to accommodate frum (тαℓмυd-“observant") Orthodox Judaic persons who can’t vote until sundown Saturday, after their rabbinic, works-righteousness “sabbath” concludes.

And get this, just in case you thought there was a smidgen of favoritism at play here (perish the thought), the special Shabbat vote will be held at the Dr. Miriam and Sheldon G. Adelson Educational Campus in Las Vegas, a K-12 school named for the Zionist-fanatic casino billionaire and his Israeli wife.

Mr. Adelson, as many of you perforce know, in addition to having donated $11 million to a Super Pac dedicated to Newt Gingrich, is a Palestinian denier: he says the Palestinians never happened and this denial of the existence of an entire people, unlike the heinous thought crime of “h0Ɩ0cαųst denial," has not detracted from his media cred one iota.

I asked my colleagues here at the On the Contrary office in the foothills of the Bitterroots, if they would lay aside their checkerboard and cease feeding Bertha (our wood stove) long enough to give me their cynical assessment of this development. Messrs. Cal and Ez stopped for a few moments to opine that the Nevada GOP’s decision to hold the extra caucus at the Adelsons' own school for Orthodox Judaics was probably finagled by ol’ Sheldon himself, as a way of rigging the caucus for Newt, since most тαℓмυdists are wild about Gingrich's itchy Middle East trigger finger, and the fact that he shares Mr. Adelson’s expert opinion about the non-existence of the Palestinians.

Many Orthodox Judaics regard Ron Paul as the nemesis of their war-Zionist interventionism, consequently the special Nevada caucus for Orthodox Judaics-mainly (if not only), bodes ill for Dr. Paul and the integrity of the primary process itself.