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Traditional Catholic Faith => General Discussion => Topic started by: Cera on July 09, 2019, 01:15:21 PM

Title: Political humor
Post by: Cera on July 09, 2019, 01:15:21 PM
President Trump should nominate
 Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the supreme court. Then he can finally
 get her investigated.



Not one feminist has defended
 Sarah Sanders. It seems women’s rights only matter if those women are
 liberal.



Jim Comey answered, “I don’t
 know,” “I don’t recall,” and “I don’t remember” 236 times while under
 oath.  But he remembered enough to write a book.




No Border Walls. No voter ID
 laws.  You figured it out yet?



Chelsea Clinton got out of
 college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around
 the country speaking out about white privilege.



SOCIALISM: An idea that is so
 good that it has to be mandatory Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and yells...
 “Free drinks for everyone!” looks around and says “Who’s buying?”



What is the difference between
 an Illegal immigrant and E.T.?

E.T. learned to speak English
 and went home.



And just like that they went
 from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing
 non-citizens to vote in our elections.



Watching the left come up with
 schemes to “catch Trump” is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road
 Runner.



President Trump’s wall cost
 less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America.





We are one election away from
 open borders, socialism, gun  confiscation, and full term abortion
 nationally. We are fighting evil.




They sent more troops and
 armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.



60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th
 on the world economic freedom index. Today, they are 179th and their citizens
 are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic
 socialism.



Russia donated $0.00 to the
 Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump
 was the one investigated!



Nancy Peℓσѕι invited illegal
 aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal
 aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.



A socialist is basically a
 communist who doesn’t have the power to take everything from their citizens at
 gunpoint ... Yet!



How do you walk 3000 miles
 across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds
 overweight and with a cellphone?




Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants
 to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works.
 She calls Donald Trump crazy.



Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to
 Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don’t remember the FBI raiding his lawyer’s
 office.



I wake up every day and I am
 grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States of
 America.



The same media that told me
 Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump’s approval
 ratings are low.


“The problem with socialism is
 that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”— Margaret
 Thatcher


Maxine Waters opposes voter ID
 laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her
 town hall meetings.


Trump — They’re not after me.
 They’re after you. I’m just in their way.
Title: Re: Political humor
Post by: JezusDeKoning on July 09, 2019, 02:35:19 PM
I don't think anyone wants to ban cars or air travel. Do people not realize how big and spread out this country is?
Title: Re: Political humor
Post by: TKGS on July 09, 2019, 06:47:38 PM
I don't think anyone wants to ban cars or air travel. Do people not realize how big and spread out this country is?
From the FAQs released with the announcement of the Green New Deal:

Why 100% clean and renewable and not just 100% renewable? Are you saying we won’t transition off fossil fuels?

Yes, we are calling for a full transition off fossil fuels and zero greenhouse gases. Anyone who has read the resolution sees that we spell this out through a plan that calls for eliminating greenhouse gas emissions from every sector of the economy. Simply banning fossil fuels immediately won’t build the new economy to replace it – this is the plan to build that new economy and spells out how to do it technically. We do this through a huge mobilization to create the renewable energy economy as fast as possible. We set a goal to get to net-zero, rather than zero emissions, in 10 years because we aren’t sure that we’ll be able to fully get rid of farting cows and airplanes that fast, but we think we can ramp up renewable manufacturing and power production, retrofit every building in America, build the smart grid, overhaul transportation and agriculture, plant lots of trees and restore our ecosystem to get to net-zero.
Title: Re: Political humor
Post by: JezusDeKoning on July 09, 2019, 07:04:39 PM
Well never mind, she really is dumb as rocks. If only it were possible to flip more of New York than just Staten Island (which is primarily residential and single-family) red...