In the French language forum there used to be an emoticon that was holding a sign saying "Je suis Catho!" and he had a scowl on his face like he was mad at somebody. I would hold up the sign that says "Je suis Catho!" and I would have a big smile on my face. 

Why don’t you answer the questions? Frankly, it seems you have an agenda.

I think he answered them.  He is saying that Catholics here have scowls on their faces.  He is here to show us that to be Catholic one should have a big smile on one's face.

ETA:  Of course, he can always correct me if I'm wrong. 

I think he answered them.  He is saying that Catholics here have scowls on their faces.  He is here to show us that to be Catholic one should have a big smile on one's face.

ETA:  Of course, he can always correct me if I'm wrong.  

Sounds like a "Going my Way" Bing Crosby Catholicism. or........
"The hills are alive with the sound of musi.........KABLAM. Is she tot? Nein, just winged her. Mein Gott, what an irritating damen she ist.Pass the Schnapps."

In the French language forum there used to be an emoticon that was holding a sign saying "Je suis Catho!" and he had a scowl on his face like he was mad at somebody. I would hold up the sign that says "Je suis Catho!" and I would have a big smile on my face.

So ... you're the internet equivalent of a French mime?

I am not going to try and go inside the mind of someone I don't even know.  However, I would just say this: among "conservative orthodox Novus Ordo Catholics" (or whatever term you want to use to describe them), I have observed the tendency to want to go into various entities --- online forums, parishes, schools, businesses, the media, what have you --- and be a "leaven unto them", to try and effect whatever change they can, from within.  I am not suggesting that this is "trolling", nor even that it is necessarily a bad thing, just a modus operandi --- to try and reform from within, rather than detaching themselves from such entities and creating their own.  Just to use one example, Christendom College --- a bastion of "conservative Novus Ordo-ism" if ever there were such a critter --- is very explicit about encouraging their graduates to be precisely this kind of "leaven".  Again, not saying this is a bad thing, just saying that this is a rule from their playbook.  That may be what is going on here --- not suggesting that our poster is a Christendom College alumnus, just using them as an example.

There really is only one explanation: Narcissism.

And he's enjoying every minute of the havoc he's causing.

I suspect that he is, and that lines up with his being a troll.  Unless he explains himself, I move that he be banned as a troll who's doing nothing but wasting everyone's time.  Rest of us on this forum have better things to do than to argue against the canonization of Bergoglio being promoted by poche.