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For the first time since the Great Schism - gosh. How many years is that?
Let's see. First, B16 pulls a first-time-in-600-years-abdication-and-first-time-
EVER-for-feeling-too-old-for-the-job, and now his successor pulls a first-time-
in-949-years-attendance-by-a-schismatic.
If he could only have held out for another 20 years, he'd be on par with the
age of Methuselah, "for he lived 969, and he died and went to heaven, Lord,
in a due time."
Can you imagine? "Bless me Father for I have missed Mass for 949 years..."