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Offline Binechi

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« on: October 16, 2014, 09:11:37 AM »
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    DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL. ..


     

    A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night...
     My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance
     immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
     clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my
     Jєωelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take
     my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown
     me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your
     will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "


     

    "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that ?"


     

    "Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet
     my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's
     election campaign.


    Offline Marlelar

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    « Reply #1 on: October 16, 2014, 04:08:48 PM »
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    That's about what my response would be.

    Marsha


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    « Reply #2 on: October 16, 2014, 04:16:01 PM »
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    DAD, ABOUT YOUR WILL. ..


     

    A man was telling his buddy, "You won't believe what happened last night...
     My daughter walked into the living room and said, ‘Dad, cancel my allowance
     immediately, forget my college tuition loan, rent my room out, throw all my
     clothes out the window; take my TV, and my laptop. Please take any of my
     Jєωelry to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Then, sell my car, take
     my front door key away from me and throw me out of the house. Then, disown
     me and never talk to me again. And don't forget to write me out of your
     will and leave my share to any charity you choose.’ "


     

    "Holy Smokes," replied the friend, "she actually said that ?"


     

    "Well, she didn't put it quite like that, she actually said... 'Dad, meet
     my new boyfriend - Mohammed. We're going to work together on Hillary's
     election campaign.


    Great joke. But seriously...

    I think the fact that Dad bought his daughter a car, is saving up to pay for her college, provided her an allowance, her own room, a TV, laptop, etc. is perhaps why she's so spoiled that she's going to push for Hillary's election.

    Hard work and mortification/sacrifice are almost inextricably linked together. You can't be hard working if you have no ability to mortify your body/will/senses/etc.
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