President Trump should nominate
Hillary Clinton for the next opening on the supreme court. Then he can finally
get her investigated.
Not one feminist has defended
Sarah Sanders. It seems women’s rights only matter if those women are
liberal.
Jim Comey answered, “I don’t
know,” “I don’t recall,” and “I don’t remember” 236 times while under
oath. But he remembered enough to write a book.
No Border Walls. No voter ID
laws. You figured it out yet?
Chelsea Clinton got out of
college and got a job at NBC that paid $900,000 per year. Her mom flies around
the country speaking out about white privilege.
SOCIALISM: An idea that is so
good that it has to be mandatory Bernie Sanders walks into a bar and yells...
“Free drinks for everyone!” looks around and says “Who’s buying?”
What is the difference between
an Illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. learned to speak English
and went home.
And just like that they went
from being against foreign interference in our elections to allowing
non-citizens to vote in our elections.
Watching the left come up with
schemes to “catch Trump” is like watching Wile E. Coyote trying to catch Road
Runner.
President Trump’s wall cost
less than the Obamacare website. Let that sink in, America.
We are one election away from
open borders, socialism, gun confiscation, and full term abortion
nationally. We are fighting evil.
They sent more troops and
armament to arrest Roger Stone than they sent to defend Benghazi.
60 years ago, Venezuela was 4th
on the world economic freedom index. Today, they are 179th and their citizens
are dying of starvation. In only 10 years, Venezuela was destroyed by democratic
socialism.
Russia donated $0.00 to the
Trump campaign. Russia donated $145,600,000 to the Clinton Foundation. But Trump
was the one investigated!
Nancy Peℓσѕι invited illegal
aliens to the State of the Union. President Trump Invited victims of illegal
aliens to the State of the Union. Let that sink in.
A socialist is basically a
communist who doesn’t have the power to take everything from their citizens at
gunpoint ... Yet!
How do you walk 3000 miles
across Mexico without food or support and show up at our border 100 pounds
overweight and with a cellphone?
Alexandria Ocasio Cortez wants
to ban cars, ban planes, give out universal income and thinks socialism works.
She calls Donald Trump crazy.
Bill Clinton paid $850,000 to
Paula Jones To get her to go away. I don’t remember the FBI raiding his lawyer’s
office.
I wake up every day and I am
grateful that Hillary Clinton is not the president of the United States of
America.
The same media that told me
Hillary Clinton had a 95% chance of winning now tells me Trump’s approval
ratings are low.
“The problem with socialism is
that sooner or later you run out of other people’s money.”— Margaret
Thatcher
Maxine Waters opposes voter ID
laws; She thinks that they are racist. You need to have a photo ID to attend her
town hall meetings.
Trump — They’re not after me.
They’re after you. I’m just in their way.
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