Sheryl Crow Has A Dirty Bum
By Alton Raines
4-24-7
The idiocy and lunacy of the spoiled, mindless Hollyweird community grows more and more intolerable, embarrassing and disturbing all the time. The disconnect from reality among these vapid "stars" and their hollow-headed attempts at political and environmental accuмen are a perpetual reminder that the people of make-believe ARE make- believe.
Case in point, Sheryl Crow's recent conservationist call for rationing toilet paper use to a single square per visit to the toilet. At best, this tells us she has a serious problem with hygiene if she's not a hypocrite. Like most Hollyweirdos, the reality is probably more that she, like Travolta and his personal 747s while bemoaning green house gasses and personal carbon footprints, is using all the toilet paper she wants because the edicts of the uber-liberals of Hollyweird don't apply to them, just to US...the great unwashed.
Better to be the unwashed, than the unwiped, however. In this sordid campaign, going green is a little too brown. But this is nothing new from the rich and famous. Rosie O'Donnell wants to restrict your right to keep and bear arms to defend your life, liberty and pursuit of happiness while she, being 'special,' has armed bodyguards to vouchsafe her constitutionally protected lifestyle. The nutballs on the left-coast have even figured out a handy dandy Orwellian mind-phuq called "green credits" and "carbon offsets" whereby they can continue their audacious lifestyle and overindulgence and use their money to soothe their hypocritical conscience by basically buying their way out of PERSONAL responsibility regarding environmental greening, while dictatorially lobbying to change OUR lives to fit their extreme green dreams.
One square of toilet paper per bathroom visit... what will the goofy, over-paid, ridiculous uber-leftists of Hollyweird think of next?
Sheryl Crow's War On Toilet Paper
Songstress Sheryl Crow is calling for a limit on toilet paper. The green-minded singer Crow has said a ban on using too much toilet paper should be considered to help the environment, according to the BBC.
In an unheard of celebrity tutorial on mindful Earth friendly tips, Crow suggests using "only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
The BBC unearthed this gem of information on her website.
Crow completed a tour while traveling on a biodiesel-powered bus. She teamed up with environmental activist Laurie David for the shows.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting...I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," Crow wrote reported the BBC.
"Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating.
"I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting."
Crow has also commented on her website about how she thinks paper napkins "represent the height of wastefulness" and come up with a clothing line with a "dining sleeve" that acts as an ersatz napkin.
http://people.monstersandcritics.com/news/article_1295289.php/Sheryl_Crows_war_on_toilet_paper
Comment
Morty
4-24-7
Never does it fail. When it Raines it pours.
Ever since Sir Alton wrote his first essay way back when (I remember because I am very old, too) I had to comment. Often I did not. Not because I am bashful. I am. But I muddle through in the face of this disability. In any case, ever since I read Sir Alton's first piece, I was in shock and awe.
First ... why 'Sir' Alton? For exactly the very same reason our attorney general said he fired those attorneys. Just because. Sir Raines is royalty in my book. And the reasons are quite simple.
Common Sense. Raines essays reign with common sense. In this case, let us examine please, the issue of one slice of papier de toillette per ... uh ... event. Is not one slice enough? Of course it is. But not for the unwashed. The unwashed must use at least two slices. Rather, this one slice per event is for the washed.
See, the washed do not even need that one slice. Everything comes out clean as a whistle, people. No need for even one. Ever notice that the Hollywood simpletons are so clean and smell so good? Ever notice that they rarely spend more than a moment or two in the loo, no matter what comes out ... number one or number two? Huh?
It behooves to monitor the great washed of Hollywood. See them. Listen to them. Learn from them. They are the real people. The chosen of God. Not them Jєωιѕн people. No. Hell no. The Chosen People are the stars of Amerika.
Sir Alton. May the bird of paradise never poop on your epaulettes. Because it will take much more than one slice of papier de toillette to clean them suckers. And if you should get caught using (more than one slice), well, the green Police will take you and spank the heck out of your coolie. Then, you'll hafta use the soft, expensive stuff. Then, you'll hafta use more than one.
After all, Alton, when it Rains and pours, it pours. But when it raines and makes another noise, it stays until cleaned up.
Morty's Cabin suggests, in lieu of papier de toillette, Nature's Miracle. No paper. Just enzymes. God is good.
Morty
Jim Mortellaro,
AKA, Morty
http://www.mortyscabin.net/ http://www.Morty@mortyscabin.net/
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