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Offline Lover of Truth

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Merry Christmas
« on: November 18, 2013, 09:32:39 AM »
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  • MERRY CHRISTMAS  
                             YOUR FIRST CHRISTMAS CARD
       
     Cleverly done!!!
     
     
     
     Twas two months before Christmas
    When all through our land,
     
     Not a Christian was praying
     
     Nor taking a stand.
     
     Why the PC Police had taken away
    The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
     
     
     The children were told by their schools not to sing
     
     About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
     
     It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
     
     December 25th is just a 'Holiday '.
     
     
     Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and  credit
     
     Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
     
     CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-Pod
     
     Something was changing, something quite odd!
     
     
     Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
     
     In hopes to sell books by Franken &  Fonda.
     
     At Target they're hanging their trees upside down
    At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be  found.
     
     At K-Mart and Staples and Penney's and Sears
    You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your  ears.
     
     Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
     
     Are words that were used to intimidate me.
     
     Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzer
     
     On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
     
     At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
     
     To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
     
     
     And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
     
     Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace
     
     The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
    The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
     
     
     So as you celebrate 'Winter Break' under your 'Dream  Tree'
     
     Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
     
     Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
     
     Shout MERRY CHRISTMAS,
    not Happy Holiday!
     
     
     Please, all Christians join together and
    wish everyone you meet
     
     MERRY CHRISTMAS!
    "I receive Thee, redeeming Prince of my soul. Out of love for Thee have I studied, watched through many nights, and exerted myself: Thee did I preach and teach. I have never said aught against Thee. Nor do I persist stubbornly in my views. If I have ever expressed myself erroneously on this Sacrament, I submit to the judgement of the Holy Roman Church, in obedience of which I now part from this world." Saint Thomas Aquinas the greatest Doctor of the Church


    Offline Frances

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    Merry Christmas
    « Reply #1 on: November 18, 2013, 01:12:50 PM »
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  •  :dancing-banana:This is going up in the lunchroom at work!
     St. Francis Xavier threw a Crucifix into the sea, at once calming the waves.  Upon reaching the shore, the Crucifix was returned to him by a crab with a curious cross pattern on its shell.  


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    Merry Christmas
    « Reply #2 on: November 18, 2013, 01:15:50 PM »
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  • GIMME THE MARTYRDOM! GIMME IT NOWW!!!11
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    Offline Frances

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    Merry Christmas
    « Reply #3 on: November 18, 2013, 02:45:15 PM »
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    My colleagues at work will LIKE it!  Someone is already giving out "It's okay to wish me a Merry Christmas!" buttons.
     St. Francis Xavier threw a Crucifix into the sea, at once calming the waves.  Upon reaching the shore, the Crucifix was returned to him by a crab with a curious cross pattern on its shell.