Math Teacher Arrested
 
  A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy
  International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in
  possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule, and a
  calculator.
 
  At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he
  believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He
  did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with
  carrying weapons of math instruction.
 
  'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They
  derive solutions by means and extremes,
  and sometimes go off on tangents in search of
  absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and
  refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they
  belong to a common denominator
  of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country.
  As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to
  every triangle."
 
  When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said,
  "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He
  would have given us more fingers and toes."
 
 
  White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more
  intelligent or profound statement by the President.
  It is believed that another Nobel Prize will follow.
 

Thought it so funny , that I had to share... Lol

Correction on title ... "Teacher" , instead of "Teach"

Very Creative for the person who wrote it though ?