Author Topic: Let's play a game II (Read 739 times)

Matthew · « **on:** January 12, 2007, 11:14:08 PM »

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a tall tower.

She was infected with modern ideas, so she yearned to save herself from the tower, get a professional degree, and retire by 40. She considered marriage someday, but the man would have to be willing to do everything 50-50. No gender-based division of duties for her!

As she was putting on her tight pink pants, she heard a knock at the door...

PinoyMonk · « **Reply #1 on:** January 12, 2007, 11:29:30 PM »

As she approached the door with curiosity, the modernist woman was forced backward as the door swung open violently. Three men in red outfits and paraded in and glared at her.

The bloke who appeared to be the leader screamed, "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" His sidekicks giggled hysterically, and the poor modernist continued to look confused.

Out of nowhere, one of the men in red produced a torch and a box of matches... =P

CampeadorShin · « **Reply #2 on:** January 13, 2007, 12:00:38 PM »

... casting a burning torch into her collection of feminαzι literature, the three men then continued to cleanse her tower of any Marxist, Freudian, or Darwinistic materials!

When they were done, they gave her a new wardrobe. New books and redecorated her house to a more modest trad setting. :farmer:

The cameramen for this new reality show were impressed indeed.

miserere · « **Reply #3 on:** January 13, 2007, 12:08:34 PM »

...The new reality show was called "The Inquisition" and aired Sunday nights at 9 on TradTV

The host of the show was none other than...

Matthew · « **Reply #4 on:** January 13, 2007, 01:22:50 PM »

...Mr T!

"I pity the fool that falls for all that modernist crap!"

The 3 guys from the Inquisition set up a table and started playing Monopoly, as the modernist girl looked on, a bit shaken.

Soon, one of them got up and left the room...

Matthew · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:35:17 PM »

...He forgot that he left a cake burning in the oven.

Meanwhile, "modernist girl" knew that this was her chance. She grabbed some sheets she had tied together, tied one end to her bedpost, grabbed the other end, and jumped out the tower window!

The bedpost shook a bit as she reached the end of the line.

But...

CampeadorShin · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2007, 01:42:03 PM »

(Chant! You violated the "don't post until two other people post" rule!)

... She was too late! They got the outside of her tower too! Even the ground was so trad, she acted as though it almost made her modernist feet burn at the touch of it.

As she looked around, as far as she could see, the trads had remodeled everything...

Author Topic: Let&#039;s play a game II (Read 739 times)

Author Topic: Let's play a game II (Read 739 times)