Sorry. I had a rotten day today and needed some fun and games. And as everyone knows a pleasure shared is a pleasure doubled. I figured that goes for giggles, too. I'll share one more and leave you in peace.
There was a man who had a dog who had gotten into so much trouble the police said they would put him down if he got into any more. One day the man was looking out his window and saw his dog savaging the neighbor's rabbit. He would throw him in the air, catch him, shake and throw him in the air again.
The man knew his dog was a gonner if he didn't do something. So he ran out, grabbed the very dead rabbit, bathed it, blew dry it, fluffed it up and put it back in its cage. A couple weeks went by and nothing was said, so one morning while visiting with his neighbor over the fence, he ventured to ask him how his rabbit was doing.
His neighbor said, "Its the darnedest thing. That rabbit died and I buried it and the next day it was back in it's cage."