Author Topic: Joke - New Supermarket (Read 793 times)

Matthew · « **on:** July 10, 2007, 12:58:41 PM »

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

Carolus Magnus · « **Reply #1 on:** July 10, 2007, 06:25:58 PM »

Quote from: ChantCd

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

:roll-laugh1:

Dawn · « **Reply #2 on:** July 11, 2007, 06:41:12 AM »

Sounds like the Jєωel near me. Does your store have the Big Brother television at the check out lane? It even plays little snippets for the infants to be attracted to.

Wife&Mother · « **Reply #3 on:** July 11, 2007, 07:26:03 AM »

Quote from: ChantCd

The new supermarket near our house has an automatic water mister to keep
the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant
thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the
scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the
air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more

Seriously? Is that what will be heading to our stores in the south, a few years from now! :reporter:

PinoyMonk · « **Reply #4 on:** July 11, 2007, 09:23:12 AM »

Quote from: Dawn

Sounds like the Jєωel near me. Does your store have the Big Brother television at the check out lane? It even plays little snippets for the infants to be attracted to.

Personally, I boycott Jєωel. I worked in one, and it was a wretched place. The place was filthy for a start. Everyone was angry and frustrated 90-100% of the time. The managers criticised and yelled at the employees whether they were doing good or not. Coworkers weren't much better.

I haven't stepped foot in one since I quit. Perhaps this isn't a universal phenomenon, but I recommend the same policy to others. A few of my friends, who worked with me for a short while, follow my thinking and recommend to their family and friends never to go there either.

(Sorry to derail the thread. I just wanted to mention this...)