Two men crashed in their private plane on a South Pacific Island.

 Both   survived.

 One of the men brushed himself off and then proceeded to run all over the island to see if they had any chance of survival.

 When he  returned, he rushed up to the other man and  screamed, "This island is    uninhabited,   there is no food, there is no water.

 We are going to die!"

 The other man leaned back against the fuselage of the wrecked plane, folded  his arms and responded, " No we're not."

 I make over $100,000 a week.

 The first man grabbed his friend and shook him.

 "Listen, we are on an uninhabited island.

 There is no food, no water.

 We are going to die!"

 The other man, unruffled, again responded.

 "No I make over $100,000 a week."

 Mystified, the first man, taken aback with such an answer again repeated,"For the last time, I'm telling you we ARE doomed.

 There is NO one  else on  this island.

 There is NO food.

 There is NO water.

 We are, I repeat, we ARE going to die."

 Still unfazed, the first man looked the other in the eyes and said, "don't  make me say this again.

 I make over $100,000 per week.

 I tithe 10 per cent !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 My pastor WILL find us!"