Johnson, you probably have no clue as to what "equiprobabilism" even means, do you?
HINT: it doesn't mean what you obviously think it does.
It's simply a variant on probabilism that St. Alphonsus eventually gravitated toward to combat the extreme application of probabilism into laxism.
It does not mean, like you probably imagine, that the opinion you choose must in fact be equally probable with the other opinion.
It simply rules out the outlying cases. Its principles states that if a less-safe position is clearly and certainly much less probable than the safer opinion, you have to go with the safer.
And the problem remains. Who decides which is the more probable opinion? SeanJohnson? SeanJohnson can decide for himself of course. But SeanJohnson may not impose his conclusions on others. In many cases, the theologians differ regarding the note they assign to an opinion. Some might hold one opinion to be more probable, others that another is more probable. Who decides?
ANSWER (which is apparent to everyone who hasn't replaced Church authority with his own private judgment): it's the CHURCH. Not SeanJohnson.
Catholic Encyclopedia:
Æquiprobabilists reply that their system merely asks, that if after due investigation it is found that the less safe opinion is notably and certainly less probable than the safe opinion, the law must be observed. The necessary investigation has frequently been already made by experts, and others, who are not experts, are safe in accepting the conclusions to which the experts adhere.
Jone's work received multiple approvals in several different languages from the Church hierarchy. Jone put this opinion in his book precisely because it was the prevailing opinion among the experts at the time. When a layman (non-expert, unless you happen to be named SeanJohnson) find a certain opinion in Jone, which is a compilation of the opinions of said experts, one is safe to accept and to follow the conclusion. SeanJohnson has no authority to impose his own conscience on anyone else.
BTW: theologians also disagree on probabilism itself. There are probabiliorists, probabilists, equiprobabilists, laxists, and (the latest) the compensationists. Compensationists do a good job of reconciling many of the conflicting principles among the other school. So there's the conundrum of having to decided which of THESE systems is in fact more probable.
So, if the theologians themselves disagree on these things, then how is a layman expected to sit down and pick one?
ANSWER: they're not. If a CHURCH-APPROVED theology manual contains a compendium and summary of expert opinion on a particular topic, lay people are in fact safe in informing their consciences according to the manual ... Johnson's blustering to the contrary notwithstanding.