Is there even any possible way to piss off an godless heathen if you are a Christian?  I don't think there is, since they don't believe in anything worthy.

Kind of tired of getting sniped at here at my job in a Catholic hospital.  My godless supervisors are puzzled why I get mad, rather than accepting the playful slap across the cheek.

You see, I was thinking something like: "Golly gee, you're funny!  Wish I could be a faithless coward like you!"  Or something like that.

You see, I was thinking something like: "Golly gee, you're funny!  Wish I could be a faithless coward like you!"  Or something like that.

But that would not be an honest statement, it would be sarcastic and it would show them that they were getting under your skin.

You need a few humorous and clever quips to come back with (hopefully rendered in a charitable fashion)or take Capt's advice. But I prefer my way, of course. Depending on exactly what they are saying what you come back with.

Any particular recurrent ones you can tell us about?

Is there even any possible way to piss off an godless heathen if you are a Christian?  I don't think there is, since they don't believe in anything worthy.

Kind of tired of getting sniped at here at my job in a Catholic hospital.  My godless supervisors are puzzled why I get mad, rather than accepting the playful slap across the cheek.

I've had good results with this one-liner. You have to wait for the opportunity,
though, because you can't just come out and say this, they'll say you've gone off
the deep end and make a joke of you. But if you patiently wait, it's a charmer.

Go about your regular activities, and it won't be long, since you work in a hospital,
that someone will bring up brain waves, or thought processes in the brain, or
how man's brain is larger than other animals so that's why he can have abstract
thought, or whatever. WAIT FOR YOUR CHANCE. Let them step into the topic with
their pride and smug atheism or evolution talk. Then you say this: But, we don't
think with our brain.

That will make them do a double-take. They'll have case studies, and drug lists,
or medical textbooks, whatever. When it's your turn again, just say it: "But we
don't think with our brain." They might even start raising their voice, or call
security. That would be fun! When the officer arrives, just look at him and say,
I told him we don't think with our brain, and look at him, poor man.

When they demand evidence, tell them it's quite easy to prove. And let them stew
on that for a while...............

an godless heathen ... here at my job in a Catholic hospital. .. .

these parts say a lot, dont it, about the sad state of affairs.... :sad: