So every Halloween, my children hand a big sign on our front storm door saying:
“As traditional Roman Catholics, we do not celebrate Halloween. However, tomorrow is the Feast of All Saints, and if you would like to come back then dressed as a saint, we would be happy to give you some candy.”
Well, even though we had our front lights off, some water heads can’t figure it out, and make it to the door.
Apparently, at least one of them was a fag, and between the sign, the statue in the front yard of the BVM flanked by statues of angels, the 10 passenger van, etc., we represented everything the fag (or fαɢs) hated.
So they decided to come back last night at some point, and planted about 10 small rainbow fag flags in my front yard.
We were eating breakfast, and my seven year-Old said, “Dad, who out all the rainbow flags in the yard?”
To plagiarize a bad movie: “I wish I could have caught them doing it. I’d have given anything to catch them doing it. It would have been worth them doing it, just so I could have caught them doing it.”
My 9 year-old who wrote the sign is very excited that he is getting persecuted for standing up for God and Church, and we are quite proud of him too.