Thank you everyone!
For those who don't know me so well -- I should point out that I'm not 95.
I just didn't want to share my precise birthdate (a key piece of information to have about any individual) with the entire world. Sharing the day is one thing, but if I say how old I am, it basically gives away an important piece of personal information.
Let's just say that if 70 years is a long life, I'm halfway there.