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Offline Charlemagne

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« on: March 18, 2014, 01:13:28 PM »
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  • I was out and about this morning, and I saw something that made me laugh. I saw a bumper sticker that read, "Because I'm a Christian, I Support Israel." The producer of the sticker, of course, was Christians [sic] United for Israel [sic]. To paraphrase: "Because I'm a Christian, I support the terrorist state of Christ-deniers that drops bombs on and oppresses fellow Christians." Yep, makes perfect sense. Evangelicals are out of their minds.
    "This principle is most certain: The non-Christian cannot in any way be Pope. The reason for this is that he cannot be head of what he is not a member. Now, he who is not a Christian is not a member of the Church, and a manifest heretic is not a Christian, as is clearly taught by St. Cyprian, St. Athanasius, St. Augustine, St. Jerome, and others. Therefore, the manifest heretic cannot be Pope." -- St. Robert Bellarmine


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    « Reply #1 on: March 18, 2014, 01:14:56 PM »
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    Evangelicals are out of their minds.
    They are just brainwashed since birth like 99 percent of the rest of America.
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    « Reply #2 on: March 18, 2014, 01:25:40 PM »
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  • I remember years ago going to some evangelical function like a breakfast or something with my uncle who was trying to convert me or have me become "born again" or whatever, so I went for him because he was a great man who really walked his faith, be it erroneous as it was and I loved him.

    Anyway, after the we ate the topics of discussion became political and inevitibly touched on Israel and these fundie prots were Zionists and Israel-firsterers to a tee. Then asked my opinion and I gave it, first being that the Church is really the True Israel and how anti-Christ Judaism and the Jєωs in Israel carry themselves and how anyone of them could support Israeli genocide over there not too mention Israeli espionage against the U.S. and a whole host of terrorist crimes against humanity. I also told them how can they support a people, religion or state that completely rejects Christ in anyway.

    There was a dead silence, you should've seen the look in their eyes, they thought they were in the presence of the very devil himself. These people are truly brainwashed or decieved.

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    « Reply #3 on: March 18, 2014, 01:30:06 PM »
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    Evangelicals are out of their minds.
    They are just brainwashed since birth like 99 percent of the rest of America.
    I wouldn't go that far, I'd say more like about 75 percent and it's actually becoming lower as more people are becoming aware of what Israel's all about. you will see, the more people start becoming aware, the more "antisemitic" or anti-Israel" laws they will try to implement. As a matter of fact, they're already trying to make boycotting Israeli goods illegal.

    Let's see how far they try and push it.

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    « Reply #4 on: March 18, 2014, 04:54:34 PM »
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  • The average zionist Christian is not very well educated historically or Biblically.  His preacher tells him, essentially, that Israel must be restored to the Jєωs, that their ancient land must be recovered, and that the Jєωιѕн Temple must be rebuilt.  Because, unless these events occur, the Christian can never come into his own inheritance.  That is to say, in the screwed up theology of the Christian zionist, the age of the Gentiles can not be ended; the "Rapture" of Christians into Heaven is delayed.  The earth, which then becomes the inheritance and principal domain of a restored Israel, can never be accomplished.  This earth, of course, will be judged by fire, but the Christians will escape.  However, their Jєωιѕн brethren must remain behind and face the music.  From the Jєωιѕн perspective, of course this means that many Jєωs are left here to fry.  They don't appreciate this arrangement.  In their hearts they despise the Christian zionist, but are more than willing to take his temporary support and  money for the accomplishment of their own state messianic vision.  For the time being, they'll tolerate the dissemination of his silly fables.
    I was basically a Christian zionist in another life.
    I thought modern Israel was a miracle and the fulfillment of Biblical prophesy.  I was taught that modern Jєωs were descendants of the ancient Hebrews and followers of the Law of Moses.  I did not realize that most of them, particularly those living in Israel, Europe and the U.S., sprang from a rapacious, warlike tribe whose ancient roots can be found in a region bordered by the Caucasus, and that they are formed, religiously, more by the Babylonian тαℓмυd than the Old Testament, i.e. those relatively few "Jєωs" who believe in anything at all.  I did not know that these folks had not descended from Shem, or that modern Palestinians have more of a claim to that racial distinction than do the modern Khazars.   Palestinians and Arabs are your real Semites.  I am not an "antisemite," nor have I ever been one.  I'm an anti-Khazarian.  The so-called "Jєωs" today, or most of them anyway, are interlopers and frauds.  They say that they are Jєωs, but are not.  These Khazars, under the influence of the rabbis, reinvented Judaism.  And most Christian zionists haven't a clue that this historical transition ever occurred.
       



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    « Reply #5 on: March 18, 2014, 05:21:50 PM »
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  • This links with CHARLEMAGNE(no Hollywood Jєω block-busters about this guy!)

    The KHAZARIANS morphed a zillion times (KLINGONS) as they were taken over and assimilated into other tribes overrunning their tribal lands.

    αѕнкenαzι mongol-Jєωs ended up pushed back/migrating to a region just below GER_many where they set out to terrify and parasitically plunder Southern Europe as "THE HUN"

    Charlemagne took them on in a 7+ year war, destroyed all their knights and elite classes and found BILLIONS in treasure hidden in the HUN towns which he dirtibuted across the Kingdom.

    Typically, they had deceived neighbours by pretending to be a poor tribe!