Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked through jet engines.

That's why it is said that if traditionalists formed a firing squad, they would form a circle.

"More people are killed every year by pigs than by sharks, which shows just how good we are at evaluating risks" - Bruce Schneier

"I'm against picketing; I just don't know how to show it."

In theory, there's no difference between theory and practice, in practice, there is!

"Ships are safe in harbor.  But that is not what ships are for."
- Anonymous

"You Can't Steal Second Base, with Your Foot on First."
- Anonymous

"First get your facts; then you can distort them at your leisure."
Mark Twain

"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damn lies, and statistics."
Benjamin Disraeli

"Then there was the man who drowned crossing a stream with an average depth of six inches."
W. I. E. Gates

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." - Mark Twain

The Pill is 100% effective...If placed firmly between the knees.

Ang hindi magmahal sa kaniyang wika ay mahigit pa sa hayop at malansang isda. (José Rizal)

Translation (the funny/random part, duh =P):
"He who does not love his language is worse than an animal or a rotten fish."