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Offline Matthew

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Fathers out there -- Application to date your daughter
« on: November 17, 2008, 10:27:26 AM »
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  • APPLICATION FOR PERMISSION TO DATE MY DAUGHTER

    NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial
    statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and current certified medical report (including drug
    tests) from your doctor.

    1. NAME _______________________________ DATE OF BIRTH ________________

    2. HEIGHT ______________ WEIGHT __________ I.Q _______ G.P.A.____________

    3. SOCIAL SECURITY # _____________ DRIVERS LICENSE # __________________

    4. BOY SCOUT RANK____________________________________________________

    5. HOME ADDRESS _________________ CITY/STATE ___________ ZIP __________

    6. Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent?______________________________

    If No, EXPLAIN ______________________________________________________

    7. Number of years your parents have been married ________________________________

    8. Do you own a van? ______ A truck with oversized tires? ______ A waterbed? _________

    Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? _____________________

    (If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)

    9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?______________________________

    _______________________________________________________________________

    10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?

    _______________________________________________________________________

    _______________________________________________________________________

    11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you? ______________________

    _______________________________________________________________________

    12. Church you attend _____________ How often do you attend ______________________

    13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest? ____

    14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential
    (That means I won't tell anyone -ever- I promise.)

    a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is __________________

    b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my ________________________

    c) A woman's place is in the _______________________________________________

    d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is _____________________

    e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is _______________________

    ( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your head low.
    Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)

    15. What do you want to be IF you grow up? ____________________________________


    I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
    TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
    NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,
    AND RED HOT POKERS.

    ________________________________________
    Signature (That means sign your name)

    Thank you for your interest. Please allow and indefinite period of time for
    processing.

    Do you still want to date my daughter?:

    _____ Yes, please accept my application

    _____ I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...
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    Fathers out there -- Application to date your daughter
    « Reply #1 on: February 28, 2009, 04:07:56 AM »
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  • a trad catholic website say that the best place for dating is the kitchen or a corner in the house of the parents of the maiden in this way you can avoid wasting lots of money in cofeeshops resturants etc. etc. and also avoid the occasion of sin.


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    Fathers out there -- Application to date your daughter
    « Reply #2 on: February 28, 2009, 06:56:09 AM »
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  • This is sure to cause a chuckle with my husband. Our daughters are 17 and 14. When we are at the store and being checked out by young man (sometimes hard to tell for sure) with earrings all over, droopy pants and hair in his eyes Andy always comments that he better never see that on his doorstep.
    I  always make the 17 year old tell anyone who strikes up conversation that her oldest brother is a Marine, it really does make most neighborhood boys go away!!!

     

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