@Baskerville:
Please don't refer to the Eastern schismatics as 'Orthodox'. They were never referred to as such before the arrival of the Novus Ordo.
I suppose my vote would have to be for the Eastern schismatic priest, but that question is a lot like 'if you have to die anyway, what kind of gun do you want used to finish you off?'
I would get my closest friends (my family would NEVER do it for me) to drive, bus or fly a traditional priest in to see me ASAP. I know it would be a big undertaking, but, after all, it IS my mortal soul we're discussing.