I went to the Red Sox/Yankees game yesterday, and I was tempted to pray to the devil, and I slipped into praying to him, more like I considered it, and the possibility I brought up, or simulated, was asking satan to let the Sox win for once at a game I go to, and for David Ortiz to hit a home run.
Sure enough, Ortiz did hit a home run, and the Sox won 6-1.
Six is the number of the devil, right? Could this be a sign? I want to stop but I can't. It's like trying to lift a boulder for me.