The Jansenist/Puritan wing of trad-dom's idea of "Tradition" seems to more closely resemble this guy's version of it:
With the end result that we will all be walking around like these people:
I wonder... could the purple and blue be marks of vanity? Adorning the body in such festive colors has SURELY got to be sinful.
And those little girls. No head coverings.
Not good enough, apparently.
There. That's better. :cheers: