Just look at how they're trying to keep the American people distracted -- while the Dollar sinks to new record lows, the stock market crashes, the price of all commodities (=real things of substance) go through the roof, and the economy falls headfirst into a recession.
Keep the people happy! Keep them distracted!
The picture (and article) is from CNN.COM -- apparently a bride and groom were actually wanted terrorists.
It's like they wrote this stuff, it's so entertaining!
(They probably did)
Matthew